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There’s something that I’ve wanted to talk to you guys about for quite a long time. 

Being a massive(巨大的) film fan, I’ve always considered going to the movie theater as a very special experience. 

Movies are my passion. I love watching them. I love reviewing them. And I love discussing them with my friends. 

When I go to the movies, I wanna enjoy the movie and have a good time.

Even if the movie sucks, I still wanna show my respect because I know most film makers love movies just as much as I do, if not more. 

They are trying to make something good, something that entertains the audience and makes them emotionally resonate(共鸣). 

AND THAT'S WHY,

I don’t fucking talk out loud during movies.

I don’t fucking text during movies.

I don’t fucking make phone calls during movies.

I don’t fucking show up late for movies. 

I try my best to be quiet and respectful when I’m in a movie theater. 

And I get fucking annoyed when people behave the opposite.

文明观影，从我做起，不文明者， get the fuck out.

Annoying Moviegoers 

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The Late Comers

You know you shouldn’t be late for class. 

You know you shouldn’t be late for work. 

So why the fuck can’t you show up on time for movies?!?!

Man shut the fuck up and sit your fucking ass down already!!!

The Talkers

Now this category is a little broad. 

This type of people have many names, including the commentators(评论者), 

the narrators(叙述者), 

the reviewers, 

the explainers,

...

To me, the whole point of going to the movie theater is that the environment is more immersive(让人沉浸的). The whole place is dark and the screen is huge. 

I have a bigger chance to be sucked into a film than watching it at home on my computer or TV.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!

But there are people who just don’t give a fuck. 

They just won’t shut up during the entire film.

They don’t care about other people’s feelings 

and they have no problem ruining everybody’s experience.  

"Oh hell no!" 

"Oh shit!"

"Don’t shoot that kid!"

"Nice shot!"

"Oh yeah that’s my man!"

"Ain’t nobody gonna pay for that shit!"

"Look ladies, this is NOT OK. You guys are too loud. Seriously, you need to stop talking immediately. I’m trying to enjoy this film with my wife and you guys are annoying the hell out of everybody around you."

“Oh you gonna have to change your seat cause everyone up here be talking.”

(要不你换座儿吧反正老娘们在这儿就是要聊怎么滴)

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Get the fuck out!"

...

"Dude, I’m not in your fucking living room, alright? I didn’t pay 10 dollars to listen to your fucking bullshit. You either shut your fucking mouth, or get the fuck out of here."

The Texter & The Phone-caller

Basically any sort of behavior that affects other people should be considered inappropriate conduct(行为), and should be subject to(成为...的对象) some kind of punishment. 

I have a dream, that whoever is being loud in the movie theater should be publicly(公开地) humiliated(辱骂羞辱) by every audience member after the movie.

And they should also be reimbursing(报销) everyone’s movie ticket. 

So that’s it for today

You guys are welcome to share your own experience in the comment section.